Perhaps I have too much time on my hands, I don't know. I really don't have time on my hands, but I've felt compelled.
The first lovely is a recording of part of a phone conversation with my little sister about her birth certificate and the fact that she was called "baby."
The second is a week or so worth of phone messages that I forgot to erase. No joke, they are almost all doctor messages... with a few stupid sister voice mails thrown in for a good crack up. I don't know what to make of it but here it is--