Wednesday, January 06, 2010

new beginnings

So, it's a new year and this year I've decided to import a Canadian Squatchie. I really think I could use one around the house. They are tall. I have high ceilings. They are strong. I have groceries. Some of them like to cook. I like to eat.

However, importing a sasquatch is actually a very complicated process. Once a sasquatch has gone through the proper quarantine and given his clearance papers, there is only a 90 day trial period before the sasquatch must be officially declared as claimed. No returns after the 90 days and if the sasquatch is not properly claimed he will be forcibly removed. No money back guarantees.

14 comments:

alvina said...

Hip hip, Hooray! Here's to being grounded and up in the air, all at the same time!

louisa said...

Congratulations! I wish you both much happiness and based on that giggle-inducing photo your life will be filled with fun!

Julia Denos said...

Oh! Congratulations, Grace :) that photo is so sweet. Up up and away! Wishing you both the best!

Anna Alter said...

You have selected a fine specimen! Congratulations!!

kelmurphy said...

Hahaha! So cute! Oh those papers to make them ownable... it's worth it!

nelsong said...

Congratulations!

I assume you'll be submitting your Squatchie to the Greater Boston Bigfoot Research Institute?

Susan Adrian said...

Wow, congratulations! I love the picture. :)

Vijaya said...

Congratulations! I love the picture. And may the good Lord bless you and your Squatchie abundantly.

alissa imre said...

hurrah!!

Libby Koponen said...

Beautiful, joyous photograph and beautiful joyous news! A man who will go to PEI with you to see Anne of Green Gables stuff AND HAVE FUN doing it is a real life partner! You deserve every bit of all the happiness you will bring to each other and create together.

Kristin said...

oh happy day! best news, Grace, and congratulations!

Melissa S. said...

Congratulations! So happy for you. (Felt I finally had to de-lurk for news as joyous as this. Haven't seen you since Alvina moved to NYC, but you've been in my thoughts and I have been delightedly following the success of Mountain.)

donna Farrell said...

Congratulations and happiness go out to you!
Wonderful announcement photo, really love it.

Laura Ludwig Hamor said...

Congratulations! What a great picture!